Do you think that people would be much less depressed at my funeral if a stripper is hired to dance next to me?

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Yes!! A nice Elvis stripper, (the skinny Elvis) would add a nice touch. Oh & get one that will actually remove his banana s hammock :)

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8 Responses to “Do you think that people would be much less depressed at my funeral if a stripper is hired to dance next to me?”

  1. Mars---> Serious says:

    what gender is said stripper?
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  2. Tweedle Dee says:

    Definitely. I say go for it. I mean they did just suffer a huge loss so do all you can to comfort them.
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  3. ... says:

    It would be pretty sick and i mean that in a bad way
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  4. remoserjr107 says:

    Will she pop out of the casket…….??
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  5. ST says:

    your too ugly
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  6. Harry Gams says:

    Yes!! A nice Elvis stripper, (the skinny Elvis) would add a nice touch. Oh & get one that will actually remove his banana s hammock :)
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  7. Jess4rsake says:

    A funeral is a funeral. The stripper will not be able revive you if you are dead, so the answer is no. Your friends will still be depressed and some of them might be downright angry at someone performing such disrespectful and inappropriate behavior as stripping in a funeral home or in a house of worship. Well, I guess it depends on how your friends think and how they feel about your demise. (smile)
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    second thoughts

  8. Michael says:

    No I would Hire That Old Guy From The Six Flags Commercial Dancing On top Of The Coffin, With that music in the backround
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