Are there classes your can send your wife to learn how to seduce, learn stripper secrets, and pole dance?

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Just curious. I once hear a local college in Dallas that had a small weekend course that taught women how to carry themselves and work it like a stripper to where it wasn’t cornball, but doesn’t drag them into the lifestyle at the same time.

They are all over the place and gaining in popularity! When my husband joined the military he was making great money and asked me to stay at home to take care of all our pets and the house. At first I went bonkers with all the free time, but then I saw how fit the navy was making him, how his self confidence went up as his hottness went up… and I decided to do the same! I joined the base gym and started taking pole dance lessons with all my free time. I lost 30lbs and really learned how to cut loose! He loves that I’ve opened up and become more sure of myself, and I love that he can brag to his friends that I can work a pole better than any skanky stripper in our area…lol Plus, I teach him a lot of what I know and he can’t do half of it!

Just call area gyms and dance studios and ask for classes, then give her a gift certificate. Depending on who she is she may be estatic or she may kick you out…lol judge it carefully!

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14 Responses to “Are there classes your can send your wife to learn how to seduce, learn stripper secrets, and pole dance?”

  1. Play nice, children says:

    There’s this place called Flirty Girl Fitness, but I think it’s only select locations. But more and more gyms and places are giving workouts with "fitness poles" aka stripper classes, do some research to see if there’s a class available in your area.
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  2. Hail Mr. President-Barack Obama. says:

    Yea…It’s called Court…it’s for people who degrade their wives for their own sick pleasures
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  3. rahainia says:

    Yes, there are places that offer classes like this. However, the women go there becaus they want to…not because they’re "sent" there by their husbands. :-)
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  4. LATINA&PROUD says:

    yes, there are pretty much everywhere
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  5. WHY IS LIFE SO COMPLICATED? says:

    i would just try typing different stuff in ur search engine. like female sex class or something like that.
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    can u answer mine?
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Am8U72l7CmaydTWXoTXaFiDB7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20081116201653AAwAI39

  6. bbaddestbrittanei says:

    Yes and a very great idea.
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  7. ScSpec says:

    There is a dance studio that offers belly dancing and pole dancing in my city. Lots of people take lessons.
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  8. trouble_11668 says:

    Probably the same place where men can go to learn how to work 8 hours a day, pay bills, pick the kids up from daycare, put the toilet seat down, fold laundry, clean house, take care of the pets, write out Christmas cards, remember birthdays, wrap Wedding gifts, clean the pan under the fridge, and still want to have sex with someone who doesn’t appreciate all the stuff they do for their spouse.
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  9. abc says:

    it would work way better if you didn’t SEND her to those classes, but suggest them and buy her a gift certificate for a couple of classes
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  10. No more trying....Expecting # 2 says:

    i actually think that would fun to go to. But, i wonder if they have classes for my hubby…lol
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  11. kisses come in fives says:

    yea, they’re all over the place

    local colleges
    dance schools
    some work-out gyms and places that teach yoga

    just google "learning erotic dance in [insert town and state here]"
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  12. Liz says:

    Just tell your wife that you’ve decided you’d rather be her pimp than her husband.
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  13. Midnight says:

    If you find such a place why don’t you buy her a gift certificate and see where that gets you! Suddenly the vacuum cleaner gift idea doesn’t seem so bad after all!
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  14. dapopea_20 says:

    They are all over the place and gaining in popularity! When my husband joined the military he was making great money and asked me to stay at home to take care of all our pets and the house. At first I went bonkers with all the free time, but then I saw how fit the navy was making him, how his self confidence went up as his hottness went up… and I decided to do the same! I joined the base gym and started taking pole dance lessons with all my free time. I lost 30lbs and really learned how to cut loose! He loves that I’ve opened up and become more sure of myself, and I love that he can brag to his friends that I can work a pole better than any skanky stripper in our area…lol Plus, I teach him a lot of what I know and he can’t do half of it!

    Just call area gyms and dance studios and ask for classes, then give her a gift certificate. Depending on who she is she may be estatic or she may kick you out…lol judge it carefully!
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    one year pole dance instructor and constant student